This Post Is Not Clickbait

Inspired the timely act of journalism entitled Did Ty Cobb kill a drifter in 1912? in the USA Today today, I heretofore would like to present more headlines of the sort. Such as the aforementioned article, the following will not be clickbait, although they will almost assuredly begin in the same manor of, “In short: Probably not…”

Did Johnny Manziel Fight in the Battle of Gettysburg?

Did Eric Sogard Break Into My House and Prepare My Taxes?

Did Arron Rodgers Initiate the Downfall of the Byzantine Empire?

Did LeBron James Kill a Dragon and Eat Its Heart?

Did Evgeni Malkin Cause the First Cracks in Pangaea?